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Hasbro Makes Cloverfield Toy

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Cloverfield MonsterYep, they’ve done it. Actually I’m not surprised, they are normally right on the ball when a new movie comes out with some great toy ideas. You’ve went to the movie, you saw the giant monster and now you want it but no one has it. Well in just a few short months you’ll have your brand new Cloverfield Monster from Hasbro. This monster will stand 14 inches tall, over 70 points of articulation and it’ll include 10 parasites. Did you really think they’d leave that part out? Come on that’s what all the boys will love.

How much will this 14′ Cloverfield Monster cost? You can Pre-order it now for just $100. Shipments are being looked at for October, which would be perfect for a Christmas gift.


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  2. Ella Says:

    Ok, this toy is incredibly grotesque!!! I do not understand the purpose of this toy. I also would never buy this for my children or any other child. Any parent that buys this for their child(ren) must have their head examined and receive some parenting classes. YUCK, YUCK, YUCK!!!!

  3. andy Says:

    Well, # 1, that picture isn’t of the Cloverfield monster toy. And # 2, Ella, you’re an ass hat.

  4. Chris Says:

    Ok you’re obviously not that clever when it comes to toys but this is a model of Dagon from the classic H.P. Lovecraft mythos stories i.e. Dagon,Cthulhu etc.
    If you have actually seen Cloverfielf then you would know that this isn’t it.

  5. daniel Says:

    wtf

  6. Dick Says:

    I’d love a cold penis right about now.

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